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Lizard People: Comedy & Conspiracy Theories

What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.
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Apr 27, 2018

Geoff Ross has a theory. A theory so explosive, so stunning, and so well researched, that it might just make you freak out so hard you quit modern life completely and go live in the woods and like chop wood or whatever. Geoff thinks that the state of technological innovation in this country is at least 30 years ahead of what we really think it is, and a cabal of government and private industry players is keeping it from us for their own creepy purposes. It’s nuts!!! This episode has everything - spy planes, Howard Hughes, Soviet Russia, Elon Musk, Martian civilizations, nuclear fusion, The Powers That Be, and of course the tallest woman in the WNBA. Geoff is smart, and he’ll make you smarter too.

Apr 20, 2018

Hunky action star meets starlet on the rise. Romantic photo ops are closely followed by a whoopsie baby and a way too extra engagement story. Then there’s something about a purification course and a silent birth and Oprah’s couch gets ruined? That’s right honeys, we’re talking about the historic romance of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise! Because while it might seem like just another quickie Hollywood marriage/divorce/falling in love with Jamie Foxx, there might be a whole Scientology conspiracy going on!!! The hilarious comedian and gifted Hollywood sleuth Rebecca Leib is here to explain. See, there’s a little rumor going around that involves Tommy being barren, Katie being a savvy business lady, and Scientology being an all powerful spiritual mafia that wants Rebecca dead. Listen in!

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Apr 13, 2018

Andy Kneis is back, and he’s been watching the YouTubes! This week we tackle the controversial experiments of a Russian YouTuber named Korny, who has allegedly created a real life homunculus. What’s a homunculus? So glad you asked!! From ancient Greek freaks to Medieval alchemical weirdos to modern post-Soviet YouTube creeps, many have tried to generate spontaneous life by putting human sperm in an artificial womb. The little guys that are created by sliming into cows tummies and chicken eggs are called homunculi, and they are almost definitely not real. Or ARE THEY?? As you might have guessed, this episode is mega gross and comes with a hearty trigger warning about sex, fluids, animal bothering, and just general nastiness. But you should also listen in if you love famous bassists, science, laughter, and bickering.

Apr 6, 2018

Kelly Nugent is a podcast host (Teen Creeps, Hellmouthy), a nerd stuff afficionado (tabletop, Twitch) and a very funny person. But DID YOU KNOW that she is also one of the few people in the world who knows the truth about CERN? Oh, they might want you to think that the Large Hadron Collider over there in Switzerland is just a harmless laboratory where scientists study particle physics. But THEY are, in fact, probably all brainwashed members of a doomsday cult trying to bring about the end of the world by bringing the Annunaki (more specifically the one we know as Shiva) through a stargate and into our dimension. Kelly brings the heat in this episode, and drops some knowledge about protons, religion, nerdy creeps, whether you can send syringes through the USPS, and of course, swords.

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