Every morning, unmarked planes take off from McCarran International Airport, bound for Air Forces bases all around Nevada. Every evening they return. Where do they go in between? Winston Carter knows where. The mysterious planes, the lights in the sky above Area 51, the long complex history of the Cold War space race - all these things come together in a conspiracy theory so original, it will blow your freakin mind. Winston is an extremely funny and smart comedian/actor/podcast host/band guy, and his depth of knowledge about military matters is astounding. Buckle up as he takes us on a ride to Area 51 and beyond. And also probably Alaska or something.
What’s the moon’s deal, honestly? We’re supposed to believe it just floats up there effecting the tides and whatnot? Yeah right. Our guest this week - the extremely funny and opinionated Matt McCarthy - knows the shocking truth about what the moon is really doing up there, and it ain’t just floating. No, Matt is convinced that the moon is hollow, it’s full of aliens and gadgets, and we’re all DUMB SHEEPLE for thinking otherwise. Start the slam counter, because Matt won’t rest until Katelyn, NASA, and the scientific establishment are completely destroyed.
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‘Just swipe your cheek and spit into a jar and we’ll tell you all about your ancestors’ they said. ‘We’ll sequence your DNA, it’ll be fun’ they said. But what aren’t ~they~ telling you??? The extremely talented and funny writer/performer/producer Dani Rosenberg stopped by to educate us all about what sites like Ancestry.com and 23AndMe are really doing with all that DNA. Guess what? It might be nefarious!!! We talk about shady gene sequencing websites, plus skincare routines, gross potato babies, the link between Ancestry.com and the Illuminati, and dudes named Carl. It’s wild!
The earth is flat. This is a fallacy believed by human beings throughout time, and without reason. And yet for all the things that make no goddamn sense about flat Earth theory, people persist in insisting that it is a disc, that gravity is fake, and that the moon and sun for sure don’t work like you think they do. People like this week’s guest, very funny comedian and open minded man Ben Dietzel. Though previously a hollow Earther, Ben has seen the light. And he came to LP HQ to educate us all about the Big Bang, which planets are totally round, what the pilots know, and how water works. Plus to totally slam those dumb hollow earth believing idiots.